GIRL ON A TRACTOR
There's an old Soviet-era joke from Eastern Europe. "Young farmer, own land, seeks girl for matrimony. Must have own tractor. Reply to Box 123 with picture of tractor." What do you do, though, when you don't have a farm but you meet a pretty girl with her own tractor, and she wants a kiss even though you have never in your life so much as placed a small ad in the Matrimonial section of Collective Farmer's Weekly? And what if you're about nine times her age and don't actually understand that she wants to kiss you?